2:50 am and the neighbors

I in natural am a light sleeper, so at 2:30 this when a nice breeze was coming into my room and I didn't hear the wind chimes on the front porch I opened one of my eyes...what did I hear instead?

My down the street fighting in the middle of the road like it was 2 in the afternoon, and about as drunk as they can be.

Now I am not going to repeat the words that were said come on people this is G rating here but I will telling it was somewhat rather amusing.

I nudge the hubby..."Do you hear that?" I said

"Where's is coming from" he asked

I opened my curtains over there...........I had to go get my glasses on because my contacts were resting in the place, when I came back you should have seen the crowd scatter like flies..

I said a quick prayer.."God please protect innocent people out on the road tonight"

After the show was over the hubby and I stayed awake for a while talking...Why are we always the "lucky" ones to have to get neighbors like that? Seriously every time we have moved we have always had 1 neighbor that had to by "it"....what happened to bringing food over when a family member is sick, or taking a welcome dish to a new neighbor...but on my behalf the new guy across the street literally gives me the chills.....moving on!

I guess we just have the luck......but for now I will be pretending that I live in Stepford and that the Robot wives will forever be my friends and won't be up at 2 in the morning fighting, because they are well rested in their beds awaiting the next morning when they can come over to my house and share a cup of .....something!!!